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Come When You Call

 

 Come When You Call

Come When You Call is the 11th song on TV Girl's 2014 album "French Exit"


[Verse 1]
The sound of mass confusion
Reverberated down the hall
Into the ears of a stoic roommate
Who put her headphones on
But in the space between the songs
(That's where she paid the most attention)
Beneath the crack on the door
(The candle flickered and got extinguished)
The reassuring hum of the freeway
As she drifted off to sleep
And it was five o'clock in the morning
You had no good reason to leave

[Chorus]
Ooh baby I'll come when you call (I'll come when you call)
I'll come when you call (I'll come when you call)
I'll come when you call (I'll come when you call)
I'll come but that's all (I'll come when you call)

[Verse 2]
Linda Ronstadt on the stereo
She was singing Warren Zevon
Hold me tighter, Carmelita
Make the night not last so long
And if it seems so peaceful now
(Why don't you wait until the morning light?)
And catch the eye of the stoic roommate
(As you leave without saying goodbye)
And if you're ever left to wonder
Why anything goes right
Thank the god of bad decisions
The queen of lonely nights

[Chorus]
Ooh baby I'll come when you call (I'll come when you call)
I'll come when you call (I'll come when you call)
I'll come when you call (I'll come when you call)
I'll come but that's all (I'll come when you call)

Her and Her Friend

 

Her and Her friend

Her and Her Friend is the 10th song on TV Girl's 2014 album "French Exit"


[Verse 1]
I think it's funny how you could find yourself alone
With someone else in an ideal situation
Without a shred of good intentions between you
Much less a decent explanation
I couldn't tell you why she summoned me
Sometimes you get lucky
And they think that you were someone else
I can't remember what she said
Was she trying to tell me something
Or talking to herself?

[Chorus]
Go upstairs don't close the door
Why don't you give her what she's asking for?
Spill the drink onto the bed
That's just between her and her friend

[Verse 2]
But it made it hard to sleep
'Til her head felt even worse
And I hope that she felt miserable
When it was time to go to work
Her and her friend
Just did it as revenge
So any excess pain you feel
Isn't any consequence
But don't feel bad
'Cause you didn't stand a chance
You can make a hasty exit
That's how they handle it in France
Little consolation
Even if you always knew it
So any nasty things I say
Are purely therapeutic

[Chorus]
Go upstairs don't close the door
Why don't you give her what she's asking for?
Spill the drink onto the bed
That's just between her and her friend
Close the door, leave on the light
And kiss her for a little while
The liquor soaked into the sheets
She said, "It's getting late, you'd better leave"

[Outro]
I'm not budging until you tell me why
Please, go
Not until you look me straight in the eye and tell me why
Go away and never come back again
Go away, please, go away
Go away, please, go away...

Lovers Rock

Lovers Rock

Lovers Rock is the 9th song on TV Girl's 2014 album "French Exit"


[Verse 1: Brad Petering]
Are you sick of me?
Would you like to be?
I'm tryin' to tell you somethin'
Somethin' that I already said
You like a pretty boy
With a pretty voice
Who is tryin' to sell you somethin'
Somethin' that you already have

[Chorus: Brad Petering & Faith Harding]
But if you're too drunk to drive, and the music is right
She might let you stay, but just for the night
And if she grabs for your hand, and drags you along
She might want a kiss before the end of the song
Because love can burn like a cigarette
And leave you with nothin'
And leave you with nothin'

[Verse 2: Brad Petering]
While the others talked
We were listenin' to Lover's Rock
In her bedroom
In her bedroom
And if you start to kiss
And the record skips
Flip it over
And sit a little closer

[Chorus: Brad Petering & Faith Harding]
But if you're too drunk to drive, and the music is right
She might let you stay, but just for the night
And if she grabs for your hand, and drags you along
She might want a kiss before the end of the song
Because love can burn like a cigarette
And leave you with nothin'
And leave you with nothin'

(Now, how many men have you kissed?
Very few. 
But you offered me a kiss. Why?
Such a foolish reason, I'm afraid. I just wanted to kiss you.)

[Bridge: Brad Petering]
Du-du, du-du-du-du, du-du
Du-du, du-du-du-du, du-du
Du-du, du-du-du-du, du-du
Du-du, du-du-du-du, du-du

[Outro: Brad Petering, Faith Harding,]
Because love can burn like a cigarette (Du-du, du-du-du-du, du-du)
(Du-du, du-du-du-du, du-du)
And leave you with nothin' (Du-du, du-du-du-du, du-du)
And leave you with nothin' (Du)

Daughter of a Cop

 

Daughter of a Cop

Daughter of a Cop is the 8th song on TV Girl's 2014 album "French Exit"


[Verse 1]
Sneaking the pillow under the sheets
I know a place where everyone meets
But she knows a place
Where the cops don't go
And she'd be the one if anyone knows

[Pre-Chorus]
If half the fun was to cut and run
And the other half was getting caught


[Chorus]
Then don't stop (don't stop)
She was the daughter of a cop
Don't stop (don't stop)
The daughter of a cop

[Verse 2]
Making love is an easy thing to do
And she didn't feel like pushing herself
But don't be fooled
'Cause it could have been you
Or him or anyone else

[Pre-Chorus]
If half the fun was to cut and run
And the other half was getting caught

[Verse 3]
Then when the fix comes in
She'll get a slap on the wrist
And leave you in a cell to rot

[Chorus]
So don't stop (don't stop)
She was the daughter of a cop
Don't stop (don't stop)
The daughter of a cop

[Outro]
Don't stop (don't stop)
The daughter of a cop

The Blonde

 

The Blonde

The Blonde is the 7th song on TV Girl's 2014 album "French Exit"


[Verse 1]
Who's gonna pay attention
To the redheads of the world
Who's gonna call them up at night
When they're naked and alone

And who's gonna kiss the brown haired girls
Who's gonna wipe away their tears
And what about the black haired girls
Who's gonna whisper filthy things into their ears


[Chorus]
'Cause anyone who ever had a brain
Wouldn't stand out in the rain
Or keep it up for very long
Just to prove somebody wrong

And anyone who ever had a heart
Or sang a lonesome song
Would sell their little souls
Just to make it with the blonde

[Verse 2]
It's just unearned admiration
Are you sick of all the stares
You don't need to hide yourself away
You only need to dye your hair

But it won't do you any good
'Cause pretty soon your roots will be showing
And anytime you try to leave the room
They'll ask you just where the hell
Do you think you're going

[Chorus]
'Cause anyone who ever had a brain
Wouldn't stand out in the rain
Or keep it up for very long
Just to prove somebody wrong
And anyone who ever had a heart
Or sang a lonesome song
Would sell their little souls
Just to make it with the blonde

Talk to Strangers

 

Talk to strangers

Pantyhose is the 6th song on TV Girl's 2014 album "French Exit"


[Verse 1]
There's a beautiful girl
And a handsome guy
She's sitting all alone
He's giving her the eye
They approach one another
They don't realize the danger

[Verse 2]
What will they say?
What do you think?
She'll crack another smile
He'll buy another drink
That isn't the important part
That happens later
[Chorus]
You should've listened to your mother
Don't ever talk to strangers

[Verse 3]
Lust turns to boredom
Boredom to lust
Diminishing returns
With each and every thrust
The energy's preserved
Just converted into anger

[Verse 4]
Don't take candy
Don't get in someone's car
Don't let anybody touch you
No matter who they are
The police are at your door
Turns out the killer was your neighbor
He seemed like such a normal guy
A little quiet, nothing major

[Chorus]
You should've listened to your mother
Don't ever talk to strangers
Ooh, don't ever talk to strangers

The Getaway

 

 The Getaway

The getaway is the 5th song on TV Girl's 2014 album "French Exit"


("You are very young. You are clever. And you are very beautiful. Because of your youth, you should be exceptionally valuable to us.")
("And I was very lonely. So I thought tonight I will have an adventure.")
("If I'm never to see you again I can forget you in a minute! You'll see!")

("She's just pretending.")
("You were wrong. I wasn't! I loved you!")

[Verse 1]
Well this thing that we had built
Was flaying into shreds
It was sharp and it was dry
Like the hair on a shrunken head
And all the king's men
Spread the pieces on the floor
By the time they fit together
We had forgotten what they were for

Pretending like she's beautiful
In the pictures I can see
But she only picks the good ones
And that's more than I can say for me

[Chorus]
But that's the way it always starts
You feel like Lily and the Jack of Hearts
Always making out like bandits
Until you get away and it falls apart
It falls apart

[Verse 2]
You're always dressed up like a priest
You're always drilling through the wall
Cracking the safe and skipping town
While poor Rosemary takes the fall

You're always looking for the future
Rinsing out the dye
Looking for a moral to the story
That sounded good and happened to rhyme
Rosemary on the gallows
Dressed like nothing's wrong
No funeral no flowers
For an outlaw in a song

[Chorus]
But that's the way it always starts
You feel like Lily and the Jack of Hearts
Always making out like bandits
Until you get away and it falls apart
It falls apart

("She's just pretending.")
("You were wrong. I wasn't! I loved you!")

[Chorus]

[Outro]
But that's the way it always starts (that's the way it always starts)
You feel like Lily and the Jack of Hearts